Embarrassing things my child says

I normally love having such a verbal child, but sometimes not so much. A few examples:

• "Mama going poop in the potty!" She says this - loudly - ANY time we enter a public restroom, no matter what the purpose.
• "Mama wearing BLUE underwear!" This was yesterday at the YMCA as I was changing after going to the pool. She narrated every little thing I did - loudly - during the changing process to the whole locker room. I'm sure they thought it was hilarious!
• "Daddy hurts Mama." Well, this one has yet to be used in an actual embarrassing situation; she just said this at home in front of the two of us. We have no idea what she meant (she continued on to say something about the sun being bright??), but we tried to convince her that no that's not true, and that Mama and Daddy love each other. REALLY hope she doesn't repeat that one in public!! That might be hard to explain.